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04-14-2008, 10:26 AM
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Hardcore Pwnographer
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The Crown Jewell of Useless Stuff; I Want It!!!
Saw this in Transworld Surf magazine yesterday. DAMN! I want one of these bad boys:
The 14 M.P.H. Cooler
This is the only rideable, three-wheeled cooler with a 500-watt electric motor that propels the unit up to 14 mph, and it has a fully-insulated bin that accommodates up to 24 12-oz. beverage cans and 8 lbs. of ice, allowing you to transport chilled food or beverages up to 15 miles on a single charge. The enclosed frame is built from durable yet lightweight aircraft aluminum, and the unit has a chain drive, disc brake, and variable throttle control, ensuring speeds and handling that are similar to a golf carts maneuverability. A cup holder is located between the drivers knees, and it opens to allow access to beverages stored in the cooler while driving. The handlebars have a throttle and a brake lever for confident stops, starts, and accel eration, while the pneumatic tires provide traction on gravel, pavement, or lawns. The handlebars and foot rests remove for transport in the trunk of a car. Includes rechargeable battery and AC adapter. Supports up to 300 lbs. 27 1/2" L x 17 1/3" W x 18" H. (74 lbs.) Seat sold separately.
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74747.asp#
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04-14-2008, 11:02 AM
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Re: The Crown Jewell of Useless Stuff; I Want It!!!
The problem I see is that it needs a rack to hold your board. Maybe you can strap it ro the back.
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04-14-2008, 12:28 PM
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Re: The Crown Jewell of Useless Stuff; I Want It!!!
HaHa!!! I'm disabled. I wonder if I can get one of them from the scooter store on my medicare card???????
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04-14-2008, 02:46 PM
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Re: The Crown Jewell of Useless Stuff; I Want It!!!
it should automatically come with a nascar sticker on it. i bet youd see thousands of these in the infield!
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04-14-2008, 05:09 PM
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Yeah, it's like that
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it should automatically come with a nascar sticker on it. i bet youd see thousands of these in the infield!
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You do! And drag strips too! They don't do so good in sand though.
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04-14-2008, 09:07 PM
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Re: The Crown Jewell of Useless Stuff; I Want It!!!
Yeah those are pretty common in the pits. I've seen bar stools, kegs, ice boxes etc.
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04-15-2008, 09:06 AM
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demi-mod
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Re: The Crown Jewell of Useless Stuff; I Want It!!!
haha i havent been to a race in like 10 years. i live like 20 or 40 miles from pocono raceway but its a mad house there and its much better on tv. plus antisocial people like me dont like crowds lol
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04-15-2008, 10:48 AM
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I Had a Mullet
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Re: The Crown Jewell of Useless Stuff; I Want It!!!
The lid needs to be split so you can be sitting on it and still get at your beer.
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