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Old 04-08-2008, 01:25 AM   #1
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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the
same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............

#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways
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Old 04-08-2008, 03:47 AM   #2
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Re: Top ten reasons.........
lol delightfully negra bashing...
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:55 AM   #3
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Good one.....
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Old 04-08-2008, 01:42 PM   #4
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Re: Top ten reasons.........
hell yeah
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:53 PM   #5
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LOL. Funny how it's true...
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:20 PM   #6
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HAhaha, REP!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2008, 07:54 AM   #7
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funny indeed.
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Old 04-09-2008, 09:24 AM   #8
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Old 04-09-2008, 09:47 AM   #9
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narration :

2nd cop from the right : "huh , what did you say... ?"
cop on the right : "i said , gimme five seconds and i'll have her down off there..."
2nd cop from right : "ohhh ... ok , got it ... i'll call for the meat wagon ..."
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:41 AM   #10
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Do fat women get so pissed off with stuff they have to strip in public?? I ain't no adonis, but you wouldn't catch me doing that. Hell, they look like LAPD; bet that chick is gonna get one hell of a beat down off that post....
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:21 AM   #11
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that was a funny top ten.
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Old 04-12-2008, 07:03 AM   #12
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Re: Top ten reasons.........
Last one was funny
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