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So here's the deal. There's a girl I knew from a previous job. She claims to be a virgin. But, give her a few drinks and she's a total cock-monster. As they say here in the Midwest, "She could suck a golf ball through 100 feet of garden hose." And she'll take it up the ass without a second thought. Just nothing in the front door. So technically, I guess she's a virgin. But, no pun intended, isn't this splitting hairs? Or am I just without a clue? Anybody ever hear of anything quite like this? It just seems a bit odd to me.

michaeljohn

I used to work with a girl that was home schooled. She was a high school senior, and had blown every guy at the local high school, and half the people we worked with. She hadn't yet given up her cherry, so she was a virgin too, eh?

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Juan.©amaney

Um, its all relative. Is the hymen virginity? Is looking at a cack virginity? taking it in the rear, in the mouth, in the tits? It's all relative.

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robul

there is a website i think its www.technicalvirgin.com that talks about this

i3eeker

ya, i have a buddy who's been dating a girl for a while and she will only let him put it in her ass, so she can stay a virgin till married.

edit: haha is that site for real, looks like a gag to me....nevermind just read the faq they're making fun of the abstinence programs.

blackpearl

:rock: What a way to skirt the church. :happycow:

Rych

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It's all crap...technically, who cares? Any cock-gobbling, anal-whore can take 20 guys on every day and call herself a virgin because she hasn't had vaginal intercourse. Dopey broads.

mbirago1

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oxy moron on its way..... slutty virgin....

altoids

yea... i also know someone that swallows and has buttsex, but won't bone her b/f because she will go to hell. hmm...

nihat2

I don't understand the logic of that. I mean all these sexual acts are in the same ilk so why get so technical? Especially if you're willing to take it behind and swallow so many times...

The website is real funny. The commercials are the best.

Yingling

Heh, I guess it just has to do with the whole hymen thing. But if giving blow jobs keeps you a virgin, then whats the point?

Chumbie

lol that site is pretty funny

figjam

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She is cause her holy hole is intact (if that IS true)...

But she ain't cause she sounds like a right royal slut! What's her number?

spudskier

Ya had me until the rear entry... that's splitting hairs in my book...