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09-21-2003, 03:43 PM
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Lets talk about Candy
One Friday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore. "This is Wonderbar," he let out a snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway, she screamed, "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's. Miss Hersey said, "You are even better then the Three Musketeers," to which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When your this big they call you Mr." Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.
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09-21-2003, 05:22 PM
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
That's hilarious!!
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09-21-2003, 10:32 PM
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
i think i heard that in 5th grade... but still funny
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It's a simple question -- if the moon were made of ribs ... would ya eat it? ...I know I would.
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09-21-2003, 11:16 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
SPELL CHECK sometimes kicks ass.
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09-21-2003, 11:26 PM
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whore
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I guess it kinda helps to have a picture too
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09-21-2003, 11:32 PM
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your gf calls me daddy
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
haha gj
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"Remember one thing, no matter how pretty she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of HER SHIT"
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09-21-2003, 11:39 PM
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
Dork. :smack:
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09-21-2003, 11:43 PM
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your gf calls me daddy
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
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Dork. :smack:
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I agree
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both my car and my bike can ride on the rear wheel[s]
"Remember one thing, no matter how pretty she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of HER SHIT"
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09-22-2003, 12:47 AM
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I'm your Huckleberry
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
Look at the bottom under "Simaler threads"
How does "shannon wont quit" come up?
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09-22-2003, 03:20 AM
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
where did that come from??
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09-22-2003, 03:38 AM
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your gf calls me daddy
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Re: Lets talk about Candy
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Look at the bottom under "Simaler threads"
How does "shannon wont quit" come up?
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its the matrix dont fight it
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both my car and my bike can ride on the rear wheel[s]
"Remember one thing, no matter how pretty she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of HER SHIT"
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