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Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
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>Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
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>Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
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>The proctologist called ...they found your head.
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>Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
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>Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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>Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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>I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
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>WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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>Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
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>Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody
>But Me,"
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>Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
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>Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
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>If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
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>Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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>Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by
>itself.
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>Hang up and drive!! and The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
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>Welcome to America ...now speak English

peptofunk

i saw one yesterday that i liked. "I believe in god, it's just his fanclub that frightens me" or something like that.

Waldo

I still liked the yes i am available

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both my car and my bike can ride on the rear wheel[s]
"Remember one thing, no matter how pretty she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of HER SHIT"

peptofunk

the one i had on the bike?

i also has "macho shit headed mother fucking bastard" on the other side.

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My buddy and I like to find all the stupid hippie ones around town and laugh. We are always texting each other when we see a new one. Here are a couple

Dog is my co-pilot

Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.

Vegetarian, Old Indian word for Lousy Hunter

Juan.©amaney

I love animals, they're delicious.

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Bill Clinton is in town. Do you know where your daughter is?

spillmabong

my favorite is the one I put on the back of peptofunks corvette back in high school.

"soon to be a major homosexual"

heheh

treydogg526tx

I still like this one on a low rider..


"no fat chicks..... it'll scrape."

peptofunk

shithead... i drove all the way to wendys before i noticed it :squintfaw

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You rule!


I took a "Caution! Student Driver" driver's education sticker off a teaching car one night during high school and put it on my buddy's Monte. It was on the passenger door so he did not notice and left it parked at school that way all day!

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I LOVE that one

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Horn broke, watch for finger

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Spotted one just 5 minutes ago outside my office:

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger.