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Old 04-22-2006, 12:56 AM   #1
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the pain...
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I think i will go ahead and bow to women tonight because of the pain i am going through...

I have the worst stomach cramp i have ever thought possible... i am bitching about it more than my girlfriend on PMS...

its like Diahrrea + Constipation + Gas = Hellacious pain...


it would be like if you ate a block of cheese with the whole bottle of el tapatio on it...

/ crying



















now every woman looks at me and says... "thats nuthing compared to the pain i go through every month..."
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Old 04-22-2006, 01:06 AM   #2
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Re: the pain...
An enema of hot manmeat will clear that right up.
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Old 04-22-2006, 01:06 AM   #3
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Re: the pain...
just drink a lot of water or something.
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Old 04-22-2006, 01:28 AM   #4
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Re: the pain...
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An enema of hot manmeat will clear that right up.






I've heard that works pretty well...should stop you from shitting all over the place
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Old 04-22-2006, 02:41 AM   #5
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Re: the pain...
been there before... what you need is some levison.
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Old 04-22-2006, 10:15 AM   #6
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Re: the pain...
Thought this was gonna be about blue balls hehehe
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Old 04-22-2006, 10:49 AM   #7
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Re: the pain...
What'd you eat? Sounds like a bit of food poisoning.. Drink some gatorade and lay around all day... it'll ride itself out, or try eating apples, when I get real sick like that I eat apples and it stops fast
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Old 04-22-2006, 12:17 PM   #8
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Apples help with food poisoning???
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Old 04-22-2006, 02:41 PM   #9
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Re: the pain...
it was prolly the fish sandwich i had at the school's cafeteria... wouldn't suprise me a bit. im ok now... i just got some sleep and it went away...

last time i had it tho i wasn't so lucky... no sleep at all and it felt like an alien was about to burst out of my body...


[insert random picture that either graff, mstad, or FP finds...]
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Old 04-22-2006, 03:08 PM   #10
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Re: the pain...
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Apples help with food poisoning???

they soak up a lot of shit in your stomach that could be causing cramps... that and raw potatos.
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Old 04-22-2006, 03:31 PM   #11
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Re: the pain...
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it was prolly the fish sandwich i had at the school's cafeteria... wouldn't suprise me a bit. im ok now... i just got some sleep and it went away...

last time i had it tho i wasn't so lucky... no sleep at all and it felt like an alien was about to burst out of my body...


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like this ?


u should have let him out... all he wanted to do was dance
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Old 04-22-2006, 03:33 PM   #12
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like this ?
http://www.geocities.com/yank2010/alien.jpg

u should have let him out... all he wanted to do was dance
http://www.billpullman.org/film/spa...s/spacemag5.jpg



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Old 04-23-2006, 06:09 PM   #13
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Re: the pain...
lol !! i had miss your post, the dancing little alien is the shit !!

i love watching that movie when im high
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Old 04-23-2006, 06:10 PM   #14
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lol !! i had miss your post, the dancing little alien is the shit !!

i love watching that movie when im high


I love watching that movie at any time.

Mel Brooks and Spaceball FTW!!!
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