archon

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Hai !

Allow me to begin by clarifying a couple of simple things.

1. I am male so I do not expect an overwhelming amount of attention nor interest at this site.

2. I usually don't talk about myself, but perhaps it's time to tell my story. I'd rather tell people I don't 'know' as opposed to people I do.

Okay... so on a bright sunny day... at around 3:33 pm (or 1533 hours)... I popped into this world as a red-headed/blue eyed baby boy. Nothing exciting happened for the next couple of years, except the fact that my hair turned brown as did my eyes (funny how most babies are born with blue eyes). Unless, of course, you want to consider the fact that my father had the morals of a wooden pole and left my mother and I when I was a half year old.

Okay... so I'm a caucasian 'ghetto baby' all the sudden. Wait... It get's much better! My genius mom, bless her heart, married again. SO now we went from poverty back to upperclass. (the guy she married, who I hold dear, happened to own a couple of 'resorts' as in Raddisons.) In fact, he owns the SPI raddison! hehe. Anyway, once that happened, we bounced around the country. We started @ Lafeyette, IN (purdue? bleh!). Over the next 10 years, we lived in Fort Worth, Tulsa, Rock Springs(WY), Denver, Las Vegas, Little Rock, Brownsville, then finally to SPI when the man(step-pops) got his deal. Now don't get me wrong, I love a majority of old people and non-english speaking hispanics, but SPI just wasn't my thing. Although I do clearly remember, as a 9 year old, chanting "BUSH, BUSH!!" with a group of shitfaced fratboys at a 'tanline' contest at my step-pops resort. THat shit rocked~! I was even showered with love from some of the naked sluts on stage because I was a cute 'little boy'. Hey, no complaints from me. At nine years old I found hooters and 'bush' to be quite appealing.

SO anyway, I'm tired of typing, and will finish my lame biography at a later time. I doubt anyone wants to hear about how fucked up I've become or degenerated since then. Wahh!

Piece (of ass)... and Peace too, I guess.... :givefuck:

archon

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Ok.... so on I go.... I realize none of you give a flying frogs ass about me, but please, at least allow me to humor you. So, I'm 9 years old, and I got my tongue up this chics ass, right? Right. So, to make a short story long, old moms couldn't handle the high life. She insisted that she would divorce that terrible 'gambler'. So, she packed up her things, threw me in the car.... and back to Indiana we drove...... THANKS MOM! (end sarcasm). Now as if I don't have a chip on my shoulder the size of montana already, from always being the 'new' kid..... I was in for a treat while going to school in the ever redneck-cornfed-factory workin' state of Indiana! Yipeee! SO, I got the privelege of attending an inner-urban high school in the mid '90s. Gee, that was fun. If I wasn't humiliating the would be gang bangers in the hallway, I was following the cheerleaders up the steps to get a good glance at their !!@#%$!!. I hated everyone. Everyone hated me. It was harmony.

SO, there I was, young, white, and didn't give a fuck. I mean, really didn't give a fuck. Which was so taboo, even more so then the true thugs. You see, it was normal for the minorities to be disgruntled and flip the fuck out...... but when a good looking, young, and psychotic white boy flips out... people tend to take notice. Wether it be hurling desks around the classroom, sabotaging the schools video system to show porn instead of homeroom programming, or just simply making it a point to fuck everyone off, it was sadistically pleasing to me.

SO with my infallable (you can't fall when you're already down) social status and BRIGHT future in the wonderful state of Indiana, I took it upon myself to escape with drugs, alchohol, casual sex, violence, sadism, and misogyny. How's that for a rapist profile, eh? HEH. Not only did I hate other people, I even hated myself and my own belongings. Hmmm let's see.... I ended up totalling 4 cars, being arrested numerous times, and having the time of my life! SOmetimes it just feels good to hate. Those were the days. Now I'm back to trying to hide my hatred for the masses. Trying to conform to the meek belief system which is reality to many of you. Trying to live in this inferior world as a superior being. But alas, the 5 zillion dumbfucks who so willingly kissed our founders ass before me have been conferred the sycophantic powers of the quasi-illuminati. And given that i've typed a completely irrational spiel about why you should all just fuck off, One might ask if you think I am emotionally unstable, or just down right crazy. Well........ Do ya, ... Punk{s}?

:eek2: :clap:

Justin

Well cool.



I guess.

treydogg526tx

ahhh poor little rich boy...

brandonhutch

... who seems desperately starved for attention.

fbgorb

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If this was survivor, I would vote him off the Island! But, I gotta give some props as I too grew up in Indiana. And to think people ask me why I moved to Aspen. Probably so I could do this 75 times a year. I haven't seen a damn cornfield in years!

archon

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Gee, Tre, Make up your mind... am I poor, or am I rich?

And Brandon, this forum was created so that new people could talk about themselves, no? Starved for attention... HEHE. I guess if that's what you call it, very well. Thankfully I am hardly concerned with your opinion, and obviously I do not seek your approval. So, to put that in laymens terms: Blow Me.

archon

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p.s. I'm hardly done yet too! HEH. I still have to go over my college years. Woo hoo! I bet Brandon can't wait..... he somehow feels that my typing a somewhat sarcastic biography constitutes needing attention.

Or wait, maybe Brandon is just a typical sycophant who has chosen to calumniate against me with his co-moderator ('real cool guy') Treyblog. Yeah, that's it!

brandonhutch

My bad, I wasn't paying attention -- were you saying something?

fbgorb

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"can't we all just get along?"

brandonhutch

This guy came online with a chip on his shoulder, a need for attention, and apparently -- something to prove. I have no respect or sympathy for individuals like that. He can rant and call us names until he's blue in the face, and I still won't give a flying fuck.

Otherwise ... yes ... I get along with everyone! Heh!

fbgorb

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Look at the bright side - he has written some unheard of book and keeps telling everyone how he explains himself in the book! Then again maybe he has. I think I saw it the other day - How to Make Friends and Influence People. Yeah that was it.

brandonhutch

HA! For a second, there, I thought you were talking about irawish. Hee Hee!

fbgorb

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uhh maybe I was - double reference here