WR - " Dammit Jim! I'm a Doctor! "

To be more specific, Dr. Emilio Ointment. As I am known to my patients. Specialist in ears, eyes, hose and goat. Well that's what it say's on my diploma anyways. Now as a "doctor" I think it best that I be
completely honest and up front. During the hours spent earing my diploma, I did not have the advantages of family wealth nor the status of a high grade point average. So please don't compare my medical advise to any sort of medical professional who with the blessing of money and brains were fortunate enough to graduate, top of their class from one of them fancy Universities in Mexico. However, I do take great pride in telling you against all odds. I did earn my self awarded sheepskin through perseverance, hardwork, determination and watching old reruns of M.A.S.H. And with my hand to god, To all of you now. I give you this pledge, "If only one, just one WR forum member acting upon my medical advice, doesn't die, then, and only then will I feel that I have done my job."

On behalf of myself and a bottle of Bushmills Irish Wiskey,.....
I wish you all a slaphappy Saint Patrick's Day !

Make an Appointment, Doctor Emilio Ointment :wiggle: