jace319

Funny true story.

My girl had decided to go on the pill. So one Sunday morning, I woke up first as usual and got on her laptop. She sleeps until about 11ish on weekends so I let her sleep. 11 O' clock comes along and I wake her up. She's hungry but can't decide where to eat. I don't have any preference cuz really...I just want food...so I said "wherever you want". "Well where do *you* want to eat?" she says. "Anywhere...how about Warren?". She didn't want Warren. Finally, we decided to go to some place that served burgers and stuff. About half way there, we had to cross a bridge of a highway. Right after we crossed the bridge, she broke into tears crying! Now I swear to God I didn't do anything to provoke her. People are starting to give me the evil eye thinking I did something bad. So I frantically ask, "Oh my god, what's wrong??? Are you OK???" She goes and mutters "Monkey (thats my nickname....yeah I know...shut up =P ), I'm so sad....and I don't know why....*sobs*". She cries all the way to the diner, while she's ordering, and while she's eatting. She stops only at the end....when I get her some ice cream. Lesson here? Ice cream and lots of it solves female hormonal imbalances. =T