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Old 05-02-2006, 04:05 AM   #2
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Re: Advice about porn... Yep I said it...

Hmmm. Good luck.

Men have porn mags, women have romance novels.

Bear this in mind at all times during your search. What does it for us doesn't quite do it for them....

unlessssss........


This is the ubermega secret of the ancient riddle of Will you Watch Porn with me Baby?

Doesn't matter what's in the porn, although you're right, keep it vanilla to not spook the skittish female. All that matters is: is she already horny?

Picture this: its Sunday morning, you're a bit hung over, so after breakfast, you take a nice stroll outside. The breeze is fresh and crisp, and blows up the earthy smell of the thawing spring ground. This is a time when the vestiges of winter still dominate, yet the bright green regrowth of spring pokes tiny joyful holes through this dismal gray dust of winter. Up ahead, you hear children laughing and playing. You stop, and take the most wonderful spring breath...

*scatching record on a turntable sound* (eeeerrrrirrippptttpt)

"UHRG UHRG UHRG YEAH FUCK ME YEAH OOOOH" Close up of a dripping pussy getting pounded by cock.

Okay, did you get that? That's what its like for them, like getting hit by a train out of nowhere. It's not like us, we see porn and we're like, hmm, that's hot, hey now I'm horny. Eihn eihn. Doesn't work like that for them. Unless.....

You need to get her horny first. I'll leave this up to you. Don't think visual, think security and intimacy. Take it from there. I have all kinds of sarcastic suggestions I'm just DYING to suggest, but this isn't the BOTH, so I'll limit it to just this one: get a better job. Although meant as a biting commentary on male/female relationships, this will ACTUALLY work. So will putting in lots of time listening to her go on about whatever. But you can't be insincere for this stuff, this isn't the everyday nodding your head at the right moment kinda listening. You have to hear her, you dig?. please don't delete my snappy comments Kulots

So, get her all worked up in a romance novel kinda way (maybe buy one out of those bins at the flea market for theme ideas) Although it would be horrible to read, you may learn some good lessons. Just think, as you read that sappy bullshit, it's like flippin pages in Playboy for some chick somewhere. No wait, don't use anything out of the book unless your gf is 40 plus. Modern girls may not dig the heavy romance crap. Now I'm rambling.

As for the porn itself. There are couple's porn sections at the porn store. Try that. I've never, but I imagine its like soft porn, that "goes all the way" Prolly lots of buildup as to who everyone is.

Oh, and be prepared to face the dilema of having your girl look at you to see if you're watching the porn still, or her, after things start up between you. I'm assuming that's the plan. To both enjoy it? This can ruin everything.

If your goal is to just share how cool porn is with her, and hey check this out and do you like her tits and stuff, this may be easier. Or harder, she may watch it for a bit, but you have to separate it from you and her getting it on, if this is what you want. But you will never get a "buddy" to both watch the same porn and both get off on it, then turn to each other and get it on. That prolly won't work at all. Scenario A: get horny, show couples pron, have sex. Has fairly good chance of success. Scenario B: share the wonderful world of pron with her in a hey-look at this kinda way, has a decent chance, depending on her, and Scenario C: where you both watch porn the way you do by yourself, only you do it together, has no change whatsoever of working....

unless....



Good luck
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