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This normally comes up in my mind when stoned off my ass or riding in a car with illicite substances:
If your car and your self are about to be searched, where's it going?

Well, by swallowing it, one ensures that it won't be found without extreme measures being taken: security.

On the other hand, while the ass isn't as secure, you get to keep your stash, which would probably be destroyed in the stomach. With the use of a plastic bag, your stash is safe for the future.

Throwing it away isn't an option. They always find it.

I think I would go for the ass. Not that I'm gay, but I work hard for my money and my stash. If I have to go through a bit of discomfort to keep it safe, so be it. Also, it's unlikely they can do body cavity search on the spot. I care about my stash (weed, or other).

What would yall do if allowed time for one option without hesitation (say, for a car search)?

This has consumed my mind for hours.

P.S. I did do a few forum searches on this topic and came up with nothin.