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Any guy that a) has a musical instrument but has never played professionally, b) has a canvas and paints but never been in a gallery, c) has truffle oil but is not a chef at a restaurant; he is only marginally talented, and you’ll be forced to enjoy his "talents" in awe for too long.
A man who trims. He’s hoping it will look bigger; but, here’s a newsflash, it’ll always feel small.
He has a subscription to Maxim or Gay Men’s Health; he’s still in college.
"Wait did I tell you this already?" is his code for "I'm dating a lot of other women, even though I'm going to pretend we're exclusive by avoiding 'the talk.'"
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I take offense to the above mentioned. Well, not really. Yes, they somewhat apply to me, but I dunno that they mean "stay away."
1st off, I play the drums/percussion instruments and the mandolin. Not once have I subjected my girlfriend to listening to me play them. I am an amature when it comes to those things and I know it!
2nd, I trim because I think it to be a nice thing for the girlfriend. It's a courtesy that should be observed by all!
3rd, I subscribe to Maxim and I am in
college....What does that have to do with anything?!?!
Lastly, I have a problem where I repeat myself a whole lot. I often tell stories 5-6 times to the same person. I try to save some time by saying "Wait did I tell you this already?"
Now, before I get replies saying "It's just a joke"....I know it is. I'm just having a little fun at the author's expense