WR - Interview with Roachfood *smiles* finally

08-30-2004, 07:17 PM

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Interview with Roachfood *smiles* finally

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Forum name?

I have been using the name Roachfood for... *thinks*... id say around six or seven years now. Everyone asks where i got the name and i really dont know. but i usually make up a story that has to do with joe's apartment (the mtv movie with all the roaches) and they normally just smile and nod.

Age?

I am 22 years of age, with a birthday quickly approaching.

How long have you been online?

I discovered the internet in... 7th grade i think? Good ole 2.4Kbps dialup. Been hooked ever since. 9 years i guess.

Can you tell us a little about yourself? Hobbies,
interests, major in school, etc...

My current major in school is Management Information Systems, or MIS. It is basically a technological business administration degree or something. Its a pretty broad major so i can do a bunch of different stuff with it. I dont know what I am interested in anymore. I dont have many hobbies. I cant stay focused on one particular activity for more than a few weeks, so its hard to pick up new things. Especially when I know that i will end up losing interest in it anyway. Maybe that is the problem. heh, no reason to get into my mental complications here!

Marital status?

I am... I dunno... I guess single as of right now. Girlfriend moved three hours away to go to college so I am kinda adjusting to that. We both agree that our minds tell us that it would be easier on both of us to split up and go our seperate ways, but our hearts scream otherwise. Its rough. As of right now we are not officially together. But we still talk a lot. So im single.

Sexual orientation?

Once and for all I am straight! Me and a bunch of friends at work are capable of acting like we are gay sometimes knowing that we really arent. Captin Dorko can vouch for that. She knows i want her.

Your longest relationship?

My longest relationship lasted from february of 1998 until december of 2003. 5 1/2 years... something along those lines. we are still friends, but its kinda weird cause she is still all gung ho about us being together forever, and im not ready for anything like that right now, so there is a weird feeling to our friendship.

What do you look for in a woman?

Smart. She has to be smart. I could not deal with a dumb person day in and day out in a relationship. lol i have plenty of friends who are dumb, and i love them to death, but i couldnt be in a relationship with them. im not the kind of guy who can go out and have sex with a bunch of people and have any kind of self respect for myself. so she cant be in any kind of hurry to get in the sack. i look for a solid relationship base before moving on to sex. sex is the icing, you have to bake the cake first. unless of course its an ex... then anything goes :wiggle:

Other than that, blonde, brunette, redhead, it really doesnt matter to me. I am not very picky, but im not very easily impressed either. im really big on personality and less focused on looks. fake girls turn me off VERY quickly. like wearing makeup to the gym or to the beach... *gags*

What is that one thing that a woman can do to turn you
on instantly?

Kissing gets me all kinds of excited hehe. I cant kiss the girl of choice for four more weeks... *sighs*... maybe i do get horny.

That is the only thing i can think of. OH... HAH... talk dirty to me, and i will talk dirty right back. mmm dirty talk is fun.

When is the first time you discovered masturbation?

I have never masturbated! That makes me part of the 1% of the male population who says he has never masturbated, AND IS A BIG FAT LIAR! I think I was... 12? 13? Something like that. I know it was before i could actually cum, but it sure felt damn good. My brother introduced me to porn early lol, and i have been corrupted ever since.

When was the first time you had an orgasm? Self or
with a partner?

Self! And proud of it! See above question for time. :wiggle:

Are you capable of giving/having multiple orgasms?

I never really believed in multiple orgasms for guys until i had one. It was solo style, and i dont know what i did different, but i musta been on my A game that night lol. It was recently... in the past month or so. Yippee! Oh and in reference to giving them... i would have to ask. Although coming up with a clever way to present that question could be challenging. *dreams up a hallmark card* I know i can give an orgasm for sure! :wiggle:

On average, how often do you have sex?

When I am actually having sex..... and taking in to consideration what time of year it is... school... summer... etc... eh.... id say around 2 or 3 times a week.

What is your best/craziest sexual experience?

Hmmm *thinks* i would have to definately say the time i had sex downstairs on the couch when my parents were out of town. girlfriend came to visit after she got off of work, and i had been drinking a little bit and was lightly buzzed. she was laying on the couch and i crawled on top of her and starting talking dirty in her ear. it led to almost an hour of sex, which could have been longer but i thought she was getting tired of it hehe. Come to find out later she came four times and was lovin it. add to that the feeling of being slightly buzzed and kinda woozy and it adds up to an awesome time. So that was the best, and it was a little crazy cause it was on my parents couch. one of those things where you see something and your memory is triggered. good times.

Favorite sexual position? Why?

Doggy style i would have to say. I love grabbing ahold of the girls ass and giving an unexpected spank every once in a while. Then i can always lean over and say a few choice words in her ear. hehe. or reach around and play with her clit and watch her bury her face in the pillows. ahhhhhh excellent. easier to tease in that position too cause im pretty much in control. and its so hot when she starts backin up into me, meeting my thrusts... but of course im not opposed to other positions. you said favorite! :wiggle:

Do you enjoy giving oral stimulation as much as
receiving?

I actually like giving more than receiving. I have never had an orgasm from oral sex, probably some kind of mental block. *shrugs* but i love giving oral sex. i usually end up spoiling the girl with it though, because they dont have to do anything in return, but they never seem to complain... hehe

If you could choose your next sexual partner,
ANYONE...who would it be?

Errrrrr hmmmm. what a complicated question! I would have to say, in all honesty, a girl at work by the name of.....

LEATHERFACE

hehe sorry inside joke... hmmm ive got a thing for avril lavigne. i think its the fact that she hasnt fallen into the whole pop star pitfall with her image like jessica simpson or britney spears. its hot. and she has that whole punk thing going on. sexay!

Ever tried anal? And if so, did you enjoy it? If
not, is it something you would like to try?

Ummm are we talking giving or receiving here. I have no desire for a chick to strap one on and do me in the butt. That is for sure. There is something to be said about prostate stimulation though. hehe. And I really dont have the desire to stick my penis in some girls poop chute, at least right now. But maybe when i am married someday it is something that could be explored. that is something that i would have to be completely comfortable with my partner to do.

Do you add toys, objects and even tasty goods to spice
up your sex life? Which is your favorite?

Havent done that quite yet, but there have been talks about tasty goods coming into the mix sometime soon. woo hoo!

What is the most romantic thing you've ever done?

Me and my ex girlfriend used to switch off on who paid for dates. So I took her to the resteraunt where i worked at the time (casa ole) and i had conspired with our waitress to set up the whole thing beforehand. I asked the waitress for the ticket... and when she brought it, i told her to give it to the girl. Of course the girl protested right away about how it was my turn to pay, and she wasnt going to pay the ticket. I told her to look at the ticket and tell me the total, and when she opened it, she was met with two kick ass tickets to the Tim McGraw and Faith Hill concert. Tears soon followed, and I was a true romantic for about 5 minutes. She still made me pay.

Anything else you want to share?

Im just glad i finally got to do this! Although I was kinda curious where my penis question was! I figured some people around here are at least slightly curious.

If anyone has any other questions, feel free to post them, and i will answer at my own discretion. :wiggle: Thanks!

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