hung8inches

As a taxpaying Canadian, I hereby extend my country's warmest invitations to visit our fine land. We usually have a strict 'one-dude-per-chick' border policy to keep American men from pilfering our vast crop of beautiful Canadian women, but in this case I'll grant an allowance under article 4, section 2.7 - also known as the hottie clause. You're hot enough to fall under said regulation, allowing you to escort two males across our border. So you, your boyfriend, and Justin can feel free to make a trip to visit anytime you like. Just tell the officer at the border that you'd like to request permission to enact the hottie clause. There's minor paperwork, and of course a photo involved, but you'll be on your way in no time, enjoying Canadian delights such as better beer, prettier currency, cleaner air, fresher water, better (and basically decriminalized) marijuana, Canada Dry ginger ale, and of course... beavers, igloos, mounties, and the question "eh?" at the end of every sentence.