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Old 07-07-2004, 02:10 AM   #89
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month

Heres my SERIOUS advice.

Have both passports and 2 plane tickets to a beautiful destination on reserve at the airport.

Try to time it for when you both have a 3 or 4 day weekend.

tell her to meet you somewhere like the shopping mall or something. (buy atleast 1 underwear for each)

After the mall enter your car, start driving. Head to the airport and call for the tickets in front of her (although you previously reserved them)

she's going to start speaking, just smile occasionally. park appropriately.

NO LUGGAGE IS TO BE PACKED.

You've reintroduced some spontaneity and passion into her life. Should resolve all her aging fears in one action.

If you really want to drag the suspense, dont call for the tickets in front of her. But tell her you need to pick up a friend at the airport.

PS. YOU HAD BETTER PACK THE VIAGRA IF NEEDED BECAUSE YOU ARE EXPECTED TO GIVE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME PERFORMANCE. WE'RE TALKING MULTIPLE ORGASMS.

If you do follow this let me know how it works out. Good luck.
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