leeb1977

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You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.








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Congratulations - You have just learned the offside rule

koЯnut

Actually...Offsides is the defensive penalty.

A False start is on the offensive side.

leeb1977

not so - as were talking about different sports.

im talking football here (soccer if your american).

adrenaline

thats what i was thinkin too.. but heh..

koЯnut

soccer....meh.

zeppy

leeb1977

real men play soccer....


*slaps head*

Ooh god - ive had this argument too many times!

koЯnut

leeb1977

of course im kidding - real men play rugby.

Its like american football but with less men, no pads and a hell of a lot of bruises.

koЯnut

I'll give you that one.

Anibal

real men get drunk while watching Football or Rugby

leeb1977

no thats real lazy bastards.

it also describes me perfectley

Wayne Brady

Anibal

lol ... i had seen that before and they couldnt have picked worst players to make fun of. Zanetti (number 8) and Simeone (number 14) are two of the best Argentina had in their midfield two really tough mother fuckers no one got passed them, its like making fun of Strahan and Urlacher. Batistuta the one in the middle... shit he is just one of the most effective forwards ive seen he had a canon in his right foot, like making fun of Favre ... Then there is Ortega and Veron... Ortega fills in where Maradona left (not as good as him but he was a dribling machine). Veron does it all he is a guy u need in your team, he scores, he assists, he controlls the match from the miedlfield.

As i said what a poor choice of players to make fun of.