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Old 02-08-2006, 11:02 PM   #1
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One sentence story
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Here's a stupid idea, but I'm drunk and I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT'S DUMB!


I'll type a sentence that starts a story, everyone add one sentence and we'll see just how stupid it gets.

ONLY ONE SENTENCE, this isn't going to turn out like those myspace things where it says add 3 words and Mstad adds 4.

Why do this?

WHY THE FUCK NOT AND WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME!




Ok, here is sentence:

I awoke to the sound of screaming, not the good kind I remembered from the night before, but the terrified scream of a person in obvious distress.
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:06 PM   #2
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I thought about seeing what was going on, but I was to hungover to care.
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:09 PM   #3
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That's when I noticed the goat...
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:13 PM   #4
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had headbutted my dog across the yard...
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:15 PM   #5
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Fluffy never stood a chance, it was obvious the goat had not only had his way with him, but that was also where the screaming I heard was coming from.
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:20 PM   #6
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so I stroll over like a good hungover bitch to shut the fucking dog up, because he's really raising hell on the head
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:22 PM   #7
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Just then the mailman apears, stark naked.
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:24 PM   #8
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"Dad!" I exclaimed. "What have I told you about fucking my goat!"
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:25 PM   #9
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"Im sorry son, he just looked so tempting and alluring, besides I thought he was your mom"
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:26 PM   #10
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That's the fucked up part, because according to the letter I had recieved from the paternity clinic, she WAS my mom!
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:30 PM   #11
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Of course it wasn't clear and evident as to who my father was because two fraternities, 18 farmboys, 2 mexicans, 93 Arabs, and 2 other mailmen had fucked her
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:33 PM   #12
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The one thing that was clear was that the goat had given birth to something else, a half-retarded mongoose that lived only to win arcade trophies, we just called him Dodberboy.
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:38 PM   #13
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And then I saw this guy, and I was like, "Weeeeeeeeeeeee".
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:42 PM   #14
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and then the hunchbacked half retarded mongose turned with a startled look like could only be compared to Sloth from The Goonies "Wockiie Wooaad" and screamed..no not my twophies....and scampered off with his printed out trophy list and lotion in hand
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Old 02-09-2006, 12:02 AM   #15
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"Thank God he's gone!" I said. "Maybe now I can get my fucking Space Invaders trophy back!"
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