sam3722

+1 on the comment that you simply need to grow up.

I hate to break it to you boys (as obviously some of you are), but sex is not for prudes. It's messy, it's noisy, it's slippery, it's smelly, and sometimes can be what you have described as "gross".

If you experiment enough in bed, sooner or later you will cause your partner to expel gas. If that embarasses or grosses you out, you should remain celibate.

Now to completely gross you out, or embarass you, or shock you, I'll share a real-life experience:

A couple of weeks ago, my wife was on her period. We started feeling a little frisky. To the point: we pushed the panties to the side and had anal sex. That's right; I dodged the blood and went for the poop chute, or the Hershey Highway.

I rather enjoyed it, I must say.

ff7799

Dude thats a , I understand that your relationship has reached the point where you can experiment and such things for us younings can seem a bit frightful, Damn Hershey Highway, I would rather

jusskisscharlie

You should just be upfront with your partnet all the time. A dishonest relationship will never work out. Let him/her know what goes on in your head (but don't be crewd) and work things out calmly. trust me, it has kept my relationship going for over 3 years

sam3722

I'll say it again: Sex is NOT for prudes. Relationships are not, either. There will be normal bodily functions occurring, frequently. If you can't talk (or even THINK) about things that are natural occurrences, how in the world will you EVER talk about the emotional aspects of the relationship?

sam3722

How can you possibly please your partner when you can't even think about, let alone discuss, their needs/desires/feelings/physical functions?

Dogz

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I've been married a long, long time. Here's a little advice. She doesn't have to know every detail of your life, past or present. If she doesn't know all the "big stuff," there's going to be some stress, but it's OK not to tell her every little, especially if you know that telling her isn't going to accomplish anything but cause friction.

Discussing/knowing about bodily functions won't be a big deal after the first few months. It's not worth sweating about beforehand.

One more thing: before you get married, get a pre-nup, even if you hardly have any money. Specify in the pre-nup issues like custody of the children, child and spousal support and who gets what portion of the assets. Later on, if you're really successful financially but unhappy in your marriage, there'll be pressure to stay married because divorce will cost so much--I've seen it happen. But a pre-nup will take the financial questions off the table.

ff7799

Thanks you, finally someone who see's the value of a pre-nup and you've honestly helped me see it in another light as well, sitting down with your fiance before your married and discussing these things definetly is a good idea, and your right you can work it out so that its fair but not excessive. This definetly shouldn't bring people apart, I mean if they have such a big disagreement over who gets what even before they are married, then maybe its a sign that they should be married.

rgsmonty

ff7799,

You really need to think about what you want from your life before you have a relationship with anyone. Not sure how old you are but your maturity is way too low to have any kind of serious relationship. There is nothing wrong with being single. But if you plan to have a relationship or a marriage you will have to mature and be ready to accept these everyday facts of life.

I am sorry if you think things are gross, but that's life. At some point if you get married and have kids you will most likey get pissed on, have to clean up vomit, definetly change a crappy diaper, etc. I know that one of the guys commented about having anal sex with his wife while she was on the rag, I can tell you there have been many times when my wife and I have had straight sex while she was on the rag. She gets so horny that time of month that you can't say NO.

So, while that may gross you out, that's too bad, because you will miss out on a lot of things in life if your attitude does not change. GROW UP!!! Period.

Juan.©amaney

Werd. I did that with the exes and other girls I fooled with. Its just one of those thigns where a bj just isn't going to cut it.

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elbenio

I'm gonna add another check in the "you need to grow up/get a life" column.
Sorry dude, I hate to be blunt, but as a married man, I can tell you that after a while all these things become natural as natural as sex anyway. I mean it's fine to say that all this grosses you out (or scares the sh*t out of you or whatever) but anyone who has had someone special in their lives will be able to tell you that if you don't start to realize that you need to get over this, you're gonna end up lonely.
Sorry dude

fastw23s

Wow, this is funny.

I've been married for 8 years been with my wife 13.

Married 8 before.

If your world revolves around you.........stay single.

Honesty is the only way a marriage works. Does my wife know every time I practice safe release when she isn't in the mood....no, that is not what I mean.

Does my wife know where I'm going and who I'm with yes, and I always invite her, as I'm not hiding anything, if she doesn't want to see strippers this isn't my fault...LOL!

Seriously tho, most of what you need to know has been said, but DO NOT get into a serious relationship with anyone, if you cannot have open honest conversation, because there is one thing I can gaurantee, life is hard, money sukks, kids can be great one minute and horrible the next.........but if you are married to YOUR BEST FRIEND, it makes it a whole lot easier!

Oh and if you think girls are icky...................?