Marital status? (single, married, divorced etc..)
Single, out of a long term relationship and seeking to forget her pretty face, with another pretty face; been working so far.
Describe your idea of the perfect woman/man.
Patient, understanding, good listener, faithful heart, and HAS to have a warped sense of humor. Short memory is a plus; I tend to fuck up a lot! Lady in public and a FREAK in the bed. Beautiful face, thick but not rolly, decent rack and nice ass with matching legs. Blondes are good. I like the Nerdy Girl Catholic-School outfit chicks.
Ever measured the size of your penis? If so (which all men do) tell us the details
Nope, the tape measure kept breaking and bending. Seriously, I'm not hung like Mandingo but use what I have well. 5.75, 6.5" on a good day.
First time you discoverd masturbation?
I discovered it pretty young. Must have been 8 or 9. Didnt use the regular technique though, I discovered it while in the shower using the jet stream setting from the shower head. Those were some LOOOOOONG showers. Then it moved on to more of a rubbing a sore nose, and then after seeing my first porn, I discovered the classic technique.
When was the first time you had sex with a partner?
Sad to admit it, but I was a late bloomer. Late
teens, REALLY late
teens.
When was the first time you had an orgasm? (self or with a partner)
I guess it was around the time I discovered masturbation. No ejaculation though. Which meant I could just keep going and going and going without that drained feeling. Ejaculated for the first time around age 14.
Ever fake it?
HAH! Yeah, I grew tired and bored (it was like the 4th or 5th time) and was wearing a condom so I just did the old 3 weak thrusts followed with the sigh and rolled over. Happened a few times when it got too hot.
Have you had a sexual encounter with the same sex? If so, was it planned or something just happend?
Nope. Did have an analy stimulated orgasm, but it wasnt same sex.
What is the best/craziest sexual experience you've ever had?
A few rank almost as equal. Sex in an elevator during a softball tournament with the elevator sitting in the lobby, not even the emergency button pushed. Another time in a moving car with her parents driving and her parents friends in the back seat. Some hotel room in Vegas with her brother in the shower and her parents gambling downstairs....on and on and on
How many partners have you had? And which was the best and why?
I can count my partners on one hand. My ex was the best because the other one nighters and the married chick didnt know what I liked. We lost our V's to each other and grew together sexualy. One of the one nighters sucked a MEAN dick though. The married chick was a freak, but was too lose, 4 kids will do that to you...plus she didnt know how to do kegos.
Cyber or phone sex...which do you prefer if either?
Cyber, tried it a few times and it really got me off. Never really had a mental orgasm before, but it was pretty intense while whacking off.
Favorite sexual position?
Doggie style. or Bent over if she's tall enough.
Rate your sexual abilities on a scale from 1 - 10
Foreplay 10
Cunnilingus 7, but I'm willing to learn.
Intercourse 8.5-9 depends if she's acrobatic or not
Stamina 10
Recovery 10+
All together 9.
Have/Would you ever tell a woman you love her just to have sex with her?
Nah, I dont like mangling people's feelings like that.
Anything you haven't done sexually that you would like to try?
Mile High Club. Other than that, been there done that.
If you could have sex with anyone you wanted at this very moment...who would it be?
Aria Giovanni....she is my bitch goddess!
Most romantic thing you've ever done?
Delivered a dozen roses with one fake rose n the middle, at 12:00 AM the morning of the ex's Birthday. Card read "I'll love you until the last rose dies" Drove away, dialed the cell phone and told her to check the porch...
Sang for her, and the poem writing thing too.