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Old 05-13-2004, 07:38 AM   #76
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
give her a paper airplane and a vibrator
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Old 05-13-2004, 09:19 AM   #77
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
Sex er up good
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Old 05-13-2004, 09:36 AM   #78
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
Ok heres the plan...

kick her out...oh no that doesn't work cuz then shes gunna take half your stuff and you will be pussyless until you find a new hole

run away..same as above, but shes gunna take ALL of your stuff and you will be homeless too..but i bet homeless poontang is DELICIOUS ;-)

give her some "special pills"..i'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole..BAD IDEA (legally :-p)




ahh, screw it I'm all out of ideas.
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Old 05-14-2004, 08:10 PM   #79
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Go on a trip to some isolated tropical location and don't leave the room for at least 2 days!
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:47 PM   #80
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
worry about when she turns forty and you have to find a new girl friend
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Old 05-15-2004, 01:52 PM   #81
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
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go down on her
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Old 05-16-2004, 08:10 PM   #82
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
.stupid thread.
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Old 05-16-2004, 09:01 PM   #83
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yeah mine too...
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:37 PM   #84
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that sux
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:47 PM   #85
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theres no chick like a new chick
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:58 PM   #86
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
Trade her in for two 15 year olds?
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Old 07-06-2004, 10:29 AM   #87
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flowers and dinner
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Old 07-06-2004, 11:36 AM   #88
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Trade her in for two 15 year olds?


damn you beat me to it!

Reminds me of the old "What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?" joke...
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:10 AM   #89
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
Heres my SERIOUS advice.

Have both passports and 2 plane tickets to a beautiful destination on reserve at the airport.

Try to time it for when you both have a 3 or 4 day weekend.

tell her to meet you somewhere like the shopping mall or something. (buy atleast 1 underwear for each)

After the mall enter your car, start driving. Head to the airport and call for the tickets in front of her (although you previously reserved them)

she's going to start speaking, just smile occasionally. park appropriately.

NO LUGGAGE IS TO BE PACKED.

You've reintroduced some spontaneity and passion into her life. Should resolve all her aging fears in one action.

If you really want to drag the suspense, dont call for the tickets in front of her. But tell her you need to pick up a friend at the airport.

PS. YOU HAD BETTER PACK THE VIAGRA IF NEEDED BECAUSE YOU ARE EXPECTED TO GIVE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME PERFORMANCE. WE'RE TALKING MULTIPLE ORGASMS.

If you do follow this let me know how it works out. Good luck.
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:17 PM   #90
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Re: Sooo.. my chick is turning 30 in less than a month
happy birthday
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