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Old 02-21-2003, 08:14 AM   #1
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Bad limericks (I KNOW you know some)
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A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor a cynic.
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick you fool."

:hammer: ouchie.... Next?
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...and his ghost can be heard as you walk along the bill-a-bong, "Won't you come waltzing, Matilda, with me?"
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Old 02-21-2003, 12:18 PM   #2
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
His dick was so long he could suck it,
He wiped off his chin,
And said with a grin,
If my ear was a pu$$y I'd fu.ck it.

J.C
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Old 02-21-2003, 02:01 PM   #3
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old mother hubbard bent over the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
the ole' bitch bent over and rover took over
gave her a bone of her own.

(my brother says that all the time)
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Old 02-22-2003, 01:58 PM   #4
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that's not a real limerick
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Old 02-22-2003, 02:33 PM   #5
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but it is indeed dirty...
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:28 PM   #6
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hehehe yea it is
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Old 02-25-2003, 12:02 AM   #7
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welcome to my mind. most of it is dirty.
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Old 09-28-2003, 01:50 PM   #8
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Re: Bad limericks (I KNOW you know some)
Laughed smee ass off at this one, had to go find it again.
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Ol' lady not allowed to readit


Sometimes it makes me sick
that every guy seems to think with his dick
they're always farting in bed
and begging for head
and won't go down on us for a good lick
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