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nobody
Join Date: Jan 2003
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The hypothetical and the realistic
A young boy tells his father that he needs to find out the difference between the hypothetical and the realistic for homework. The father tells his son to go ask his older sister if she'd sleep with her chemistry partner for a million dollars, and then ask his mother if she'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.
The boy does this and returns to report that his sister said "Hell yeah!" and his mom immediately replied "Of course."
The father said "See son, Hypothetically we're millionaires. Realistically, we're living with a bunch of whores"
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