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04-09-2005, 01:00 AM
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whore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Salem, OR
Posts: 1/0.00
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Help needed
So I'm a 23-year-old virgin who has only ever kissed one girl. I really am looking for a local girl (Salem, OR, but wiling to travel nearby in Oregon) to hook up with, teach me a thing or two, practice all that I have read about online for the past few years. I know this sounds relaly shallow, but I really only need/want help to learn, wanna help me ?

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04-09-2005, 01:40 AM
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Mod with the Bod
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 6,301/4.25
Threads: 128
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Re: Help needed
Sorry, can't help you there.
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04-09-2005, 01:51 AM
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whore
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: STC
Posts: 62/0.04
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Re: Help needed
wat a sad story
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04-09-2005, 02:07 AM
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whore
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 245/0.17
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Re: Help needed
you have ONE SINGLE post. I don't think anyone is going to take you seriously. maybe try putting an ad in the personals in your area instead of posting on a forum that people from across the globe read. And why would you need to beg for "practice" if all you've done is kiss a girl? It would seem to me that if you've never done it, you can't practice, and if you're gunna hook up with someone, it may just be easier to pay a girl who "knows the ropes."
I'm not trying to be mean, but from personal experience it has never made sense to rush into something like sex. Do you really want your memory of your first hook-up to be with some random girl who you got thru a pity plea?
Just take it slow and you'll find a girl that you like and things will get hot and steamy, etc. It's really just that simple. And the less you appear to want chicks, the more chicks find you attractive (because you don't act desperate).
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04-09-2005, 03:27 AM
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bitch
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: UNC
Posts: 1,048/0.78
Threads: 121
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Re: Help needed
Dude, you're 23. Go to a bar, find a drunk chick (don't even think about how she looks, if its not hot than you haven't drank enough) and take her home. Your "performance' here isn't important. Once you break the seal, it's all gravy. A few days of depression will set in (as in o my god what have i done?!?!) but hat will pass and youll feel a lot more free and better about yourself. Then you can actually look for what oyu wnat.
Sorry I'm drunk, but its stil true. Happened to me.
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04-09-2005, 03:32 AM
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whore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: va
Posts: 162/0.12
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Re: Help needed
are you Jim from American Pie or something???? i dont know how the broads do things where you live, but where im from women arent usually willing to arrange meetings/hookups with strange 23y.o virgins that they met on the internet. My advice...save up some money and fly to carson city nevada. Prostitution is legal there and you can visit some brothels and learn that way. Otherwise, find yourself a fellow virgin....that way there wont be any pressure on you....cause even if you dont know what the hell you are doing she wont have anything to compare it too.
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04-09-2005, 03:47 AM
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WR's resident Emo Hater
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Land of the Golden Beer.
Posts: 5,177/3.91
Threads: 175
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Re: Help needed
I think they created escort services for situations like this...
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04-09-2005, 04:20 AM
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bitch
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: University Of Florida
Posts: 1,465/0.96
Threads: 11
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Re: Help needed
haha, so true, zepfan.
also baum, try reading the advice on "spitting game" as it's now called and see if you can't score yourself some girls.
Also, try claiming your going to be deployed to Afghanistan soon, and that she might be the last woman you ever touch. This worked wonders for a friend of mine. Of course, he actually IS being deployed to Afghanistan soon, but hey, what works, works.
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04-09-2005, 04:51 AM
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WR's resident Emo Hater
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Land of the Golden Beer.
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Re: Help needed
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Also, try claiming your going to be deployed to Afghanistan soon, and that she might be the last woman you ever touch. This worked wonders for a friend of mine. Of course, he actually IS being deployed to Afghanistan soon, but hey, what works, works.
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So true... a buddy of mine is in the Navy and appears to have the only job in the military that never gets deployed anywhere other than San Diego (although I dont remember what he does exactly) and he uses that all the time... it gets him much booty.
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04-09-2005, 11:03 AM
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M-O-D-E-R-A-T-O-R
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Fairfax, VA
Posts: 5,816/3.12
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Re: Help needed
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Originally Posted by thebaum
So I'm a 23-year-old virgin who has only ever kissed one girl. I really am looking for a local girl (Salem, OR, but wiling to travel nearby in Oregon) to hook up with, teach me a thing or two, practice all that I have read about online for the past few years. I know this sounds relaly shallow, but I really only need/want help to learn, wanna help me ?

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Search for the user Delynnfox on this board.. email her.. she might hook somethin up for ya..
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04-09-2005, 11:42 AM
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Keeper of the Uber Wang
Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Cackalacky
Posts: 2,162/1.31
Threads: 77
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Re: Help needed
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Originally Posted by HIJACKER
Search for the user Delynnfox on this board.. email her.. she might hook somethin up for ya..
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nice! 
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04-09-2005, 01:14 PM
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Canadian Sex Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 4,371/2.73
Threads: 41
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Re: Help needed
She would definitely take you up on it! This is your lucky day.
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