YaMon

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Holy shit. I was reading a Maxim article on the making of True Romance, and decided to do a Wikipedia search on Tom Sizemore to see the list of all the fuckups he has had.

I remember hearing about his drug test guffaw. But I never looked into the device he used. For those who don't know, he was busted for submitting a bogus urine sample for a drug test by using a prosthetic penis.

Yep! Here's what he used: http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz9.htm







Cool True Romance article in Maxim BTW

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jShizz

Wow, the FAQ answers questions I have been DYING to know like

Can I freeze the leftover urine?

Can I reheat my urine?

onlyalad

I know the answers. yes you can freeze and thaw your urine. Don't heat it above 120F or you can change the density which may show up on the test.
Make sure if you freeze it that you thaw it completely before pouring it or you again can cause issues with either too much or too little particulate matter.
Yes I have a piss pour job.

edit: of course jsizz I don't think this item is going to prove you are a shemale

Jackie-0

This is totally cool. I love it. I think it's disgusting that you can't get a job if you smoke a little dope. Seriously, being a drunk causes more problems/deaths, and they don't test for that.

I read a lot of the testimonials, and there were a few women who said they used it when they weren't being watched because it allowed them to smuggle in urine without it being detected.


Oh, and Tom Sizemore = Epic Fail.

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shiiboi

It's much easier if you can find a friend who will pass and send them to take the test for you.

I''ve taken urine tests for a few friends (I've been 'clean' for many years, but I strongly object to drug testing)-- the companies were a lot more lax about checking ID than about the actual urine tests.

onlyalad

What I find funny is my work is one of the largest companies that does employee drug testing in the US, yet I have never had to take a test myself. Anyone who knows me knows I would pass, but I hate tests.
Disclaimer, I have worked there many years and they now test all new employees.

Queso

i know a lady with HUGE knockers who had to take weekly pee tests for drinking and would hide a bottle of her niece or daughter's piss in her tits. They were big enough to hide it and the warmth kept it a body temp. She never failed a test.

Juan.©amaney

Yah I know a couple guys who have used this. One guy uses his kids piss.

Anyone remember that football movie where they are pretty much pumping some roid heads piss out and replacing it with clean piss because someone was watching him while he was "taking the test?"

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maggiesdragons

at least I know what to do now if I ever need to pull that off