Lev

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Well, Ok ok, not 30, 28, about to go 29, but why lie, might as well be considered 30.

Anyway I just wanna let the entire crew know that it's an awesome feeling being this old and never having been in a relationship, never having anything even remotely resembling girlfriend. I absolutely love approaching girls I like, only to find out that they're either taken or completely disinterested or do not make geographic sense to go out with.

Perpetually kicked in a "just friends" zone is also is an awesome feeling that those players who always end up banging some hot broad at drunk parties are definitely missing out on. What a bunch of losers I tell you.

I love using all kinds of strategies to hook up only to end up looking like an ass. I love being told just to be myself and, again, ending up in that awesome "just friends" zone I know we all love being in. Being told that you and the girl have to simply click and if it happens, it happens and if it doesn't it doesn't and having absolutely never clicked with any girl that I have ever tried to approach is another something that make my self esteem and manhood shoot up through the roof. It feels awesome knowing that, other then platonic, no opposite sex will ever feel any kind of interest to me. We always have pleasant convos, and may be I give her my number or email, only to see her for the absolutely last time as I never tend to see the same people other then at work, it's all really just a blur.

I enjoy people trying to console me with original phrases like "may be she is not your type" and "you have to put your time in her" and my personal favorite "there is a girl for every guy out there, you'll find yours". Sure I've heard it a year ago, and 2 years ago, and 5 years ago and 10 years ago, but man, just like a good ole wine, hearing it sure feels better with age. I know I will find "my special someone" I just know it.

Oh, and another something I enjoy is knowing that I approach the age where the only available material are busted divorced moms, who got used up and gotten rid of when their boyfriends/husbands got sick of them. Nothing sounds more awesome then some gorilla titted cunt with a huge baggage in a form of kids, stretch marks and hatred for all men. Knowing that approaching early 20s crowd is impossible without looking like some child molester pervert is that extra kick that makes me skip while walking just that much more enthushiastically.

Anyway, I just wanted to share with you my thrill, indeed, excitement over my situation with women. 30 year old, virgin, never seen a real life naked girl (not counting one time in a strip bar), never touched breasts or other girls' private parts and with no fucking game to save his soul. What could be manlier then that?

Um, yeah

michaeljohn

Well, you have a good approach, you don't seem to mind. I am not involved with anyone at the moment. The love of my life lives 3,000 miles away and we rarely communicate and I have given her up.

I can say this. I know what sex is like, and I can remember in detail which women I have been with, what we did, and how it felt. When you are younger, you think about sex all the time, and need it. when you get older, you still think about it, but don't need it as much as you think you do.

If you are a man of means, as you get older you can select from the younger single women. Yeah, you will likely pass on first and she will inherit your estate, but you are going to die anyway, so live happily until then with something nice and fresh!

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clamsrus

The self deprecating irony is laid on a bit thick....but considering it's the only laying going on it has a certain charm. I had a friend once told me he was sick of getting to a certain stage in his relationships with women, only to be told they thought of him as a brother. I'd always assumed he was gay....he gave off the vibes for sure!
I suspect if you approached your relationships with anyone (male or female)with the level of cynicism and introspection displayed in your confession then your joy of unrequited virginity and chastity, is likely to keep you blissful for some time to come.....

skept

Well that is the choice that you have made and if your happy with it then good on you.

But this is my own personal advice - you will never know who you truely are until you get dumped by the first love of your life.

Nodwick

Listen bud, lack of self confidence and excuse-making is driving you into the dirt. Whats the crap about not being able to approach the "20's" crowd? 40 year old guys regularly date 20 year old women, and for gods sake youre only 28. You can sit and self loathe, and thats cool if you want to get nowhere, but for Gods' sakes women are not mystical, superior beings. Stop putting them on a pedestal and muster up some self worth.

You want to know what women are really attracted to? Confidence. Not sarcasm, or self pity. Women fall in love with confident men.

I don't even know you bud, but it doesnt matter if youre a 300 pound trekkie with a drawer full of used wank sleeves, you just need to change your attitude. Go and google Real Social Dynamics or Pickup101, its inspiring stuff, and you could probably use it.

Good luck

Lazer

all I can say is here is the most brilliant dialouge from a movie about picking up chics..

Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
Mark Ratner: The attitude?
Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

cakemix

Lol. There's a movie for people like you XD. I couldn't help myself, but its good that you are comfortable with it.

****Emma****

Very true...my cousin's 24 she recently got engaged to a 41 yr old.

I talk to a fella online who talks just like this guy...really depressed and no self esteem at all...most of the time he's cool to talk to, just not about women I've tried everything I can say to him to change his attitude but nothing works.

Hopefully its not the same for the thread starter.

Lev

what will work for me is actually some fucking results instead of another "you'll get'em" pat on the back bullshit I have heard before.

agc

dude, why are you even posting this? Are you just venting about your station in life, or are you trying to solicit advice on how to change it? If you're trying to get advice, then getting pissed when its something you don't want to hear, then that's a completely different issue than just girl trouble.

If you wanted to vent, then just post that. I'm not trying to bust your balls, just my .02.

Lev

It's a bit of both and if the "advice" I am getting worked, it would have worked 5 years ago.

clamsrus

I haven't quite worked out if your commentary is regarding women in particular, or the whole of humanity in total, or just your jaded perception of your sorry status regarding your interpersonal skills!! I'm guessing here that all may be equally flawed if viewed from a position of appointing external blame. Why not cut yourself some slack and join the human race so we can all share the guilt. What ever happened to becoming older AND wiser?

durden

congrats. i have experienced that to a point. found one woman and stuck with her. its been years and we are still to...

its in the eye of the beholder. remember that.

hell boy62

Wow no sex, u say it like every1 who fuck is a souless party goer, wat about every1 else in the world that have nice relationships. They still fuck!